The gag order was clear enough
not at all periphrastic.
Instructions in bold lettering,
remove any identifying emblems
or representations of self.
Sagacious tips from The Weekly Reminder,
an information provider for cultists,
I inherited from the previous occupant.
After the sand has been swept
into neat little piles, only then
can the annual festivities begin,
so wear your plumage euphemistically.